Bed of Roses

ruby-white-rabbit:

gottasleepgottastudy:

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

It’s called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch

mjalti:

eclipticzero:

mjalti:

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

prophetpunk:

dynastylnoire:

alyssa-readsbooks:

ayoaprell:

greenleaf9:

alicaneiceindigo:

My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

I forgot those damn BLUE CUBE BLOCKS that was meant to “help” with math. It only added pressure when I dropped them and couldn’t find a block to get. the. right. answer!

OMG KID PIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is it possible that we all have the same exact childhood?!

Bring me back my childhood dammit! I call do over

mariahraemonroe:

pleadingthefilth:

ilovemusicalyy:

@braebraethefool

I’m dying over this!! 🤣🤣🤣

@vile-black-bile

cursedcatimages: